Saturday, September 19, 2009

Happy talk like a pirate day Featuring Megan Stringfellow's adorable pirate bunny!

Ok, so I was just going to do a regular post about regular old boring pirates, but then I came across this most adorable little pirate bunny!

Its made by Megan Stringfellow, and just look at how cute it is! Sitting guard on its pirate treasure (carrots, how fitting) I LOVE how cute this little guy is!


But wait, there's more! Her whole shop is full of adorable bunnies!



So damn cute, aren't they? But really, she has even more adorable bunnies in her shop! Check it out at Stringfellowart@Etsy!


Happy pirate(bunny) Day!
-Drea

Thursday, September 17, 2009

You would be surprised- Yeti edition.



SO MANY YETIS!

-Drea

Sunday, September 13, 2009

This post is brought to you by the foundation for lazy sundays, and your afternoon nap.

Inspired by KOALAS! The masters of sleep, samurais of snuggle, and seriously just way too cute for their own good.

All of these koala items can be found on ETSY!

  1. Sleeping Australian baby koala @Dolphindaze
  2. Original koala painting by Jennifer Campbell @jenbcarte
  3. Hello Koalas @CreativeThursday
  4. Treetop koalas @Nutandbee
  5. A koala @mamazshanna
  6. Grumpy bear @BarkingOwls
  7. Square animals print- Koala @ronadel
  8. K is for Koala @Downabove
  9. Sleeping Koala @Photogirlie
  10. Koala print @lightandshadowimages
  11. Blue gum baby @mash
  12. Afternoon nap @Divellent
  13. K is for Koala @Stephaniefizer
  14. Koala in a crown @Mirrorgirl
  15. Killer bear @Huwbee
CHECK OUT THE AWESOME CUTENESS!!


...then go take a nap. The koala in the crown demands it.

-Drea

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Once upon a panty liner...


Yep. I said it. Pantyliner.

PANTYLINER! Menstrual pad! OMG feminine hygiene products.

Its probably strange.. maybe a little out of the blue that someone would suddenly decide to post a blog about... pads, but hey. Thats what I'm here for.

I have an interesting relationship with the pantyliner. You see, when I was a small child, way back in the long long ago, circa early 1980's, it was still sorta normal for little girls to shower with their moms. heck, I don't know if its NOT normal now, I just know that back then my pre-school teacher had a paddle, and she knew how to use it... but now thats child abuse.

Anyways, I digress.


We all know that Johnson and Johnson has baby shampoo that is tear free, but I grew up poor, so we all used the same type of shampoo. So what did my mom use to keep the soap and water from going into my eyes when she rinsed out my hair?

A pad.

A giant, fluffy, soft, and slightly self adhesive pad.

Back then, they only came in one size. Huge. And it was the early days of self adhesion, so it was sort of hit or miss, and there was not a wing in sight. This meaty menstrual monolith was built to absorb an ocean of fluid, not by design or feature, but by sheer size. It was as if its hugeness frightened any possible spills from happening, shouting to your vagina "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

...ok so its late, and I'm embellishing.

So my mom would have me hold a panty liner to my eyes while she poured water over my head to wash the soap out of my hair. And it worked. And at the time... well, the panty liner was shaped sort of like it was meant to be held to ones eyes, since it was sort of vaguely shaped like one of those sleep mask things. I made it through the larger part of my childhood never thinking twice about my family's multitasking toiletry proclivities. (I dont think we ever owned proper tissue either, toilet paper worked just fine for blowing your nose) I never really even thought about it until a few days ago, when I found myself adhering a clean, unused super light stayfree panty liner to the outside of a cold can of soda for use as a can cozy.

...No, this is not normal behaviour for me. This is not something I normally do, nor is it something I plan to do again. I had been cleaning out my purse, and one had flopped out of its plastic wrapping, so rather than using it for its actual purpose, and not wanting to waste a paper towel and throw away the pad... I went for it.

Surprisingly, it fit around the can perfectly. lol.


Anyways, so it got me thinking about pantyliners that I see on Etsy.

Yes, you can purchase eco friendly pantyliners, pads, and other feminine hygiene products on Etsy. Now I know that might sound weird. I know it sounds weird to my husband. lol. But think about it. Washable, reuseable menstrual pads are MUCH different than... say... cloth baby diapers. I only use cloth baby diapers as a comparison, because that is the first thing my husband said...

... But really, why is it weird to wash and reuse a cloth pad, when its NOT weird to wash and reuse underwear? And dudes, we've seen your underwear before it goes into the wash, so don't go giving us any lectures about cleanliness.

And there are so many other pros! COMFORT. Think of your cooter, girls. Would you rather have something soft, natural, warm and cozy up against your delicates, or cold, chemical, plasticy and downright uncomfortable? You know how you feel when you put on a nice soft flannel pajama? Why not give your girly bits to the same treatment?

Ok, so I'm done ranting. Give it a try, see if you like it. Help your earth and yourself.

...and perhaps if you get one and change your mind, you could always repurpose it as a rad can cozy.


...or not.

Happy moon days ladies!
-Drea

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday's "The look-

Wow I'm a little behind this week!

Big BOLD and beautiful! This week's theme for "The look".

Crinkled knit one shoulder dress @ JibriOnline
Lagoon earrings @ ScarlettShoppe
Dark romance handpainted heels @ Crafttastrophe
Inflorescence bangle set @ Maggiejs
Handforged sterling silver bangles @ lfcadora
Teal hewn ring @ QuercusSilver


A simple but fabulously bold dress, paired with striking accessories.
You're beautiful! Show it!

-Drea

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tuesday's "The look-


A beautiful look for big beautiful women-

The Amy skirt @TheGarbologistsWife
TopsyCurvy 3/4 sleeve pleated shirt @TopsyCurvyDesigns
Thoroughly modern millie super long lariat necklace @Annilys
and
Annika earrings, orbit series @TheBline


You can look forward to every Tuesday, where I'll feature a different plus size look featuring items from Etsy!

-Drea

Monday, August 3, 2009

Tips for selling from a seller who sells things - pt. 2

Promoting for stupid people.
...Dummies is just too cliche.

Here we are to comfort you - Earrings @FaeriedTreasures

Of all the things that other sellers ask me, the top question would have to be- "How do you promote?" Usually, the question is coupled with an assessment of the amount of sales I have, and how short my shop has been open.

...And usually, no one likes my answer.

I don't promote my shop.

I have attempted to promote in the past, though I can definitely tell you how much a waste of time those endevors were.

That being said, here is my list of things I would NOT suggest doing to promote your shop.

1.) Paper flyers

It is a waste of money and trees to advertise your shop with flyers and plaster them around town. Not only is it a waste of resources, but its also a waste of time and money, Also, when was the last time you actually enjoyed finding a flyer on your windshield? When was the last time you actually paid attention to a flyer taped to the front of a convienience store?

One last thing to consider is the legality of it. Most cities have laws about what can be posted where on public property, and most businesses have rules against papering their property. So just don't do it.

2.) I just got myself thinking after that first "do not" and this suggestion is going to cover all the other paper related advertising tactics that you should NOT do.

Don't put your business card in books at the library

Don't make inserts and tuck them into magazines and newspapers.
Don't put stickers with your shop addy on any surface imaginable.

Long story short, these things don't work, and they're usually against the law.


3.) Twitter

If you have a twitter account, please don't send constant tweets advertising your shop, sales, and newly listed/relisted items.

This is a super quick way of pissing off your current followers, and keeping yourself from attracting new followers. To be completely honest... No one cares. The more often you post your nonstop sho
p spam, the less often people who do continue to follow you are apt to click on them.

4.) Do not depend on inside Etsy promotion for the success of your shop.

Yes, you post a new thinly veiled self promotional Forum post every two hours, you comment on the weekend deals storque article with information about your own "weekend deal", and you routinely go into the Etsy chat rooms and "advertise" your latest sale, offer discounts to chatters and basically beg and plead for someone to buy from your shop. This might help you get an odd sale or two, but it just isn't cost effective.

Think about it though... How many people go into the forums looking to buy something? How many people actually scour through the comments on the storque looking for more deals? How many of those people that you make contact with in the chat rooms are also there looking for a sale? If you truly put it into perspective, it really is not worth your time and effort to make a point of doing these things.


5.) Advertising on Craigslist

Ok, so I haven't done this... but I dont know about you, the last place I look to buy something that is brand new, artisan made and high quality... is craigslist. (This is probably not the best time to share that I met my husband off Craigslist, but whatever. Different story all together ;)

6.) Assuming that Etsy owes you promotion or advertising of any sort.

This is a biggie. I will shout it from the rooftops forever and ever again, but no where on Etsy does it state that your $.20 listing fee pays for anything other than a spot to list a single item for four months. It does not pay for equal time on the front page. It does not pay for a spot in a gift guide, it does not pay for a showcase, and it does not pay for a featured seller spot.

Etsy owes you nothing. Sure, Etsy could stand to streamline a few things, and improve a few other things, but its still a work in progress. Etsy does not owe you advertising, promotion, or featured spots.

7.) Etsy Showcases

Oh this is a huge waste of money. My biggest problem with the showcases is their placement on the site. They really ARENT showcased. You have to know where they are located on the site, and specifically seek them out. If you do purchase a showcase spot, you'll notice that you may not gain sales, but you might gain a lot of hearts. Hearts do not equal sales. Why? because a lot of customers don't even know about the hearting system. They go to Etsy to buy, not to use its social networking features. Yes, there are customers who do heart things, but the vast majority do not.

Ok, so I'm tired of listing things to not to do, so here is a list of things to do.

...Don't focus so much on promoting. Focus on having an online presence.

Go ahead and open a facebook fan page, and a myspace page, and have a blog named after your shop. Go into the chatrooms and hang out in the forums. But don't expect those things to bring you sales. Their effect is not immediate, but cumulative. Overtime, people see your name around, and they associate it with a need or want...

So if you're that neat guy with a great personality in chat, and you just happen to sell soap, when someone who has been involved in your chats needs or wants soap, chances are they're going to remember your shop first, and check you out.

Also, never underestimate the power of excellent customer service.

Just because a customer buys only one item does not mean that they're any less a great customer than someone who buys 10 items. Treat every customer, big and small, as they should be treated. With respect, professionalism, and kindness. Respond to queries quickly and be proactive in communicating with your customers. Send your customers a little note to let them know that you've received their order, or a little note when you've shipped their purchase.

I know what you're thinking. "But I don't have the time to contact each of my customers to tell them I've received/shipped their purchase!"


Bull shit.

Take 10 minutes. Write a little ditty in wordpad and save it. Then when a customer buys from you, send them a convo with the contents of the ditty.

Something along the lines of-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi there!

I just wanted to thank you for your purchase! I've received your order and will ship it soon! If you have any questions, feel free to reply to this conversation, and I'll do my best to help!

Thanks again!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of course if you know when you will be shipping their purchase, be sure to include that information, as most customers want to know. If you have an email where they can contact you, include that, too.

The thing is, customers want that contact. They expect it, first off, because they're buying from a person, not a big box store, but also because EVEN THE BIG BOX STORES DO IT!

Thats right. I'll admit that I've ordered from walmart online, and they sent me an order confirmation, and when they shipped my items, I got another shipping confirmation email. Now I know that those were automated replies, but my goods were not handmade, either. I didn't buy from them to recieve handmade goods, lovingly created by their maker. I bought from them because they were cheap (and they had yoga pants in my size. LOL) So I didn't expect a personalized email.

And sure, you can argue that there are customers who do not want that sort of contact, but there are far more who do. Alright, I'm getting off my soapbox.

Another thing you can do to improve your online presence is to network with other handmade artists. Blog about other people's shops. Comment on other people's blogs. participate in contests, join Etsy street teams. Use Etsy chat to meet neat people. Neat people who like you, tell people about you. When you like neat people, you're probably going to tell people about them, too.

Networking is by far the best 'free' promotion for your shop.

Chicken vinyl wall decal by CircleLineStudio


And with that... Until next time! If you've got any questions, PLEASE leave them in the comments. I promise I'm taking note of them all for future blogs in this series. Coming soon, photo tutorials!

Same bat time, same bat station.
-Drea